If you're on the internet, chances are
that you've seen at least one of those lists entitled “[Some number
of] things not to say to [some group of people].” These lists can
inform us of things we shouldn't say to a wide variety of
individuals: pregnant women, people with/without kids, deaf people,
sober people, and people with anxiety. I understand liking to make
lists, but I'm starting to realize that while it may be beneficial to
write down everything you need to get at the grocery store or that
you are hoping to accomplish in the day, it's less helpful to write
down lists of every possible way you can mess up at a thing or all
the wrongs that you're trying to avoid. For cases like these, I'm
starting to recognize the wisdom of having one or two guidelines that
you may actually be able to adhere to. I'm going to help you out
here. Instead of writing a long list of things you should not be
saying to single people (“When are you going to get married?”),
married people (“So, it's probably about time you had a[nother]
kid, right?”), rude people (“Can I offer you some manners?”),
and old people (“Do you plan on dying anytime soon?”), I'm going
to simplify this: Don't be stupid; be courteous.
The beauty of having a guideline is
that it is so widely applicable that I don't have to spell out every
thing you could be saying to offend various groups of people.
Goodness, it even applies when you may not even be speaking.
One of the many problems with creating
lists of things NOT to do is that you could be eternally adding to
your lists. To pretend that you can exhaustively iterate offenses is
pretentious—and to be honest, obnoxious. I also find it ironic that
through informing us how not to offend an “in” group,
list-makers, whether intentionally or not, are quite offensive to the
“out” groups—both by assuming that we are so unintelligent as
to be incapable of our own thought and by mocking our opposing
positions.
I realized that I usually only read
through the lists for positions with which I agree or identify, and
then I smirk and think about how stupid people are. Today, though, I read
through a list which contradicted my own opinions. Because it was a
good friend who had posted it, I spent the whole time thinking “I don't
think I've ever said that to her, but is that REALLY how she feels?”
I also found myself feeling many of the concepts were juvenile and
unfunny—sad, really. But I'm sure if the person who compiled that
list were to read through the opposite view's “What not to say to
people who ________,” they would feel similarly. We're all
different. And we're all in different points of our lives. Let's
exercise a bit of restraint and show some compassion.
It wasn't necessary for Thumper's
mother to qualify her advice “If you can't say somethin' nice,
don't say nothin' at all.” One of my favorite quotes from Benjamin
Franklin recommends that we “Remember not only to say the right
thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave
unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.” Before you speak to
someone, whether your best friend or a stranger, consider how it will
sound. Is it stupid? Then don't say it. Is it courteous? If not, just
chill in silence, my friend.
